He's got a purple cap, a fictional NEAR BEER, and absolutely zero rocket training. Meet the bear whose optimism is bigger than his landing skills.
$NBEAR is a proposed experimental meme token. No live token, contract address, or sale yet.
The mascot, the fictional brew, and all the chaos that comes with them.
Once upon a blockchain, a bear found a can labeled NEAR BEER. He took one sip, saw a green candle, and immediately decided he was an astronaut.
He built a rocket out of spare parts, tripped over the launch button, and blasted off before anyone could explain gravity.
He's not on the moon. He's NEARLY MOON.
We're exploring a JustHoot launch on NEAR. These settings are proposals, not final deployed contract terms.
1,000,000,000 $NBEAR, subject to launchpad confirmation.
Optional transfer tax under review. Pool trading fees may apply separately.
NEAR is our planned quote asset, subject to launch setup.
Project operations and potential disclosed contributions to the separate $THERE project.
Potential rewards depend on contract mechanics and taxable activity; not guaranteed.
Potential reduction of token supply. Burns do not guarantee higher prices.
Original art, ridiculous adventures, and one fictional beverage.
Launch the website, grow our community, and publish clear rules.
Verify JustHoot settings and share the contract only after deployment.